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drink some of this

allegorically (and in a sense, alchemically), the
buttresses did nothing but wish they were
ceilings. in unison they denounced their
'down to earth' attributes, with hopes of being
exonerated like the roof seemed to be.
futilely utilizing the craftsman's
grooves to catch the rain, as it shot from the
heavens and was trampled under hooves.
"I AM NOT WHAT I AM!" those props shouted in
jest, and a poor jest at that. the man in
khaki slacks was taken aback to hear the
lovely struts speak. he spat, "where are your
manners? be grateful for your place and do
not attempt to assuage the importance of your duty.
or have you forgotten your function too?"
"performing a perfunctory purpose as this,"
quipped the buttresses, "is raw shit!"
riddled with self effacement, they would not be
saved from their depression. the man's pride
trounced the desire to give unheeded advice.
underneath the ego, all things are allowed to feel
virtually worthless. even though they aren't.
"whither wander you? you sloven spirits with
xenolithic habits and habitats? don't
you see what use you have in this life? are you a
zebra or just a horse with stripes?"

ny-quil:

uastis:

Star Wars/Mass Effect by Zarnala

The one true Buffy

(via screamingdonkey)

microphonefiend:

catvcr:

13 Assassins poster by Akiko Stehrenberger

microphonefiend:

catvcr:

13 Assassins poster by Akiko Stehrenberger

(via theunifiedsteadyflow)

wefadetogray:

Outside by ~Live4soul

(Source: feelsmoor, via laughcentre)

herochan:

Batman: Arkham Origins Game Teaser 

Frank Jaeger

Frank Jaeger

(Source: zombiezatemybrain, via nickelcobalt)

Car!

splicket:

Video Game Logic (3)

I love this.

(via wookieeoftheyear)

Rumi knew secrets.

Rumi knew secrets.

(Source: nevver, via pizzzatime)

I love

I love

(Source: peterberkman)

"

can i please touch your face with my face

would you put some coffee grounds on your tongue

and then put your tongue in my hand

in my dream i watched you masturbate

while floating ~5 inches above you

i was invisible until i kissed your mouth

will you let me do that tomorrow afternoon

i will text you

something that makes me happy

is when i sneeze multiple times in quick succession

and it feels like a tiny orgasm in my face

today i am going to fill my bathtub with milk

and if my nose starts bleeding

the milk will turn pink

then maybe you could lick my face

and tell me that my blood tastes like pennies

why do we both know what pennies taste like

"
- “Semi-Humorous Paradox,” Mira Gonzalez (via commovente)
solarscallop:

Johnny Cash eating cake




Get fucked

solarscallop:

Johnny Cash eating cake

Get fucked

(via ontoxen)

(Source: norafox)